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We Bitches Have To Stick Together

September 16th 2008 18:45
Bitch Magazine
Bitch Magazine, the ultimate feminist magazine today, needs help. Lot's of help. About $40K worth of help.

Many people have been talking about the impending death of the publishing industry. Newspapers are being replaced by online media as ways for people to gain information. Unfortunately with that decline also comes a knock to magazines such as Bitch. Now we bitches need to come together to help save Bitch.


First the bad news: The print publishing industry as a whole is staring into a void. Across the board, newsstand magazine sales are in a slump, subscriber numbers are down, and paper and postal costs continue to rise. But it's not magazines like US Weekly or Vogue that you'll see disappearing from the newsstands—they have the parent companies and the resources to weather industry ill winds. It's the small, independent magazines like Bitch that will disappear, because the odds are already stacked high against us. And simply put: We need to raise $40,000 by October 15th in order to print the next issue of Bitch.

Yes, $40,000 sounds like a lot of money. But with so many of us supporters just a few dollars each can quickly add up to a lot. If you're not already a subscriber why not get a subscription now. And add in another for a friend that you know who would love some honest bitching.



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A Brief Summary of the RNC

September 4th 2008 17:07
RNC 2008
At the risk of blowing my blood pressure through the roof I watched the RNC and all the speeches. Of course there were moments i was throwing things at the TV and shouting like a mad woman, but I made it through and learned some important lessons. Like you can disagree with everything on the Democrat's platform, hate most Democrats, and still call yourself one. Yes, I'm looking at you Lieberman. I also learned that McCain was a POW, and was a POW, and was a POW, and was a POW. I learned that country first means screw the citizens second.

Of course what I really learned was the lessons taught outside the convention hall. Like when in doubt arrest journalists, arrest marchers, tear gas protesters, and arrest concert goers. Also women with flowers and people who love the earth are clearly terrorists.

The convention can only be summed up in song. So I'm handing over to a favorite group of mine, NOFX



With our ass in the air and our heads in the ground
There's no sense of despair, without sight, without sound
We hold our ears and shut our eyes
Distant screams morph into lullabies
We beat indifferent drum, we pound it till we're numb

We validate, rationalize, corroborate each others lies
Pat my back and I'll pat yours, benevolent conquistadors
We piss down throats, shit in cupped hands
Wipe our asses with all foreign flags
We beat indifferent drum, we pound it till we're numb

20 feet high, 2 feet thick, barbed wire, razor blades
The wall was built to keep them out while keeping us in goose step parades
We don't questions what we've become
We march to the beat of the same indifferent drum
We beat it till we're numb, we beat it till we're numb
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Two Things You Need To Read Now

August 31st 2008 11:21
women worldwide
Those of us in the West often forget that we're living a life of privilege. We have food, clothing, shelter. WalMarts, internet cafes, bottled water, the things that so many don't have and may never see. So I think it's extremely important that we stop and look at the conditions women in other parts of the world have to face. Not just look at it, think about it, let it soak in, get angry, shake your fist, use your voice to let others know.

Twisty has one post up that you should read. Imagine that you are taken, shot, and buried alive for wanting to marry someone of your choosing. It sounds outrageous here, but in some parts of the world it still happens. The deed was written off as a "tribal custom", a custom instead of a brutal murder of three teenage girls and two adult women for daring to speak their minds about who they want to marry.

The idea that cultural tradition might even fleetingly be construed by supposedly civilized beings as an excuse for ritual murder is the direct result of the same global misogynist paradigm that brings us “harmless” Western-style femininity, Jesus, the nuclear family, street harrassment, pornography, and rape culture. I am not moron enough to suggest that Western Internet-feminists can prevent barbarism through blogging, but we can damn well get the word out.

Once you've wrapped your head around this barbaric act, turn your attention to Womanist Musings. We often talk about poverty here in the Western world, but can you imagine being so poor, so desperate that you would sell your own child into sexual slavery just to be able to feed the rest of your family? Think for a moment about how desperate you have to be, what conditions you must be living in, how the culture around you conditions you to think and feel about your own daughters. Of course, as it's pointed out, we play a part in the poverty that drags families into this kind of desperation.

As western citizens daily we participate in trade that has a negative impact on the rest of the globe. When we grocery shop, or make debt laden trips to Walmart, what we are doing is supporting a global economy that exists through the exploitation of cheap labour in third world countries. When we purchase a bunch of bananas for thirty-nine cents a pound what this means is that the worker that grew and picked those bananas did not get paid. We exist with a sense of entitlement. Through an accident of birth westerners have come to see consuming as an inalienable right despite the fact that our over consumption of the worlds goods relegates the majority of humanity to poverty and suffering.

Go, read both of these posts. Then think about what you can do, what you can say, what small part you can play in not just these instances but the millions of other cases all around the world.
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McCain and Palin

August 29th 2008 21:03
Sara Palin
As most people already know McCain picked an unknown from Alaska to be his VP choice, Governor Sarah Palin. It's pretty clear that this is quite the calculated choice. It is the first time that the Republicans have put a woman on the ticket, and a nice tie in to McCains ad attacking Obama for not picking Clinton. His message is pretty clear. "See, I love women! I picked one for my VP. Just ignore my policies, ideals, and practices. One vagina is as good as another, isn't it?"

Yes John, we're all clearly such silly women that we'll vote for the vagina without looking at the politics. And if you really think that you're a bigger sexist jerk than I previous thought


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Bush Works To Limit Women's Health

August 25th 2008 12:12
health care
In a last effort to hurt women and pull more Republicans to the polls this November Bush has proposed a dangerous and damning bill to limit women's access to abortion and contraceptives. From the AP article:

The regulation is written to apply to a broad swath of the health care work force, not doctors alone. Accordingly, an employee whose task it is to clean the instruments used in a particular procedure would be covered. Also covered would be volunteers and trainees.

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Fox News Fake News
Holly at Menstrual Poetry shared a great video she found on YouTube showing off the "news" that Fox likes to spout off. Or, more accurately, the lies they like to pass off as facts. truth in journalism? Not for Fox, the only truth they want is the kind they can make up. Thank you Fox, without you we'd have to vote based on facts and reality rather than paranoid slandering! And really, who would want that?

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Monday Morning Reading

August 11th 2008 11:35
tired kitten
tired kitten


It's Monday morning and I'd like nothing better than to sit back, watch some cartoons, and sip on a hot cup of coffee. So this kitten is taking a break. Instead of my usual ranting I'll just leave you with a few good reads that crossed my path. Feel free to add your own rant


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Did You Hear About Edwards

August 11th 2008 02:56
John Edwards
So John Edwards has admitted to an affair. Yes, I think it's crappy that he had the affair while his wife was sick with cancer. But I'm also not putting it at the top of my need to know news list. Why?

Well in case you haven't noticed there has been some actually important news going on. Other than which politician is sleeping with or has slept with whom. Like the war between Russia and Georgia. The return of the South Dakota abortion consent law. Back peddling and avoiding the questions were had by all in the attempts at labeling birth control as abortions. And over in Sweden they are looking at mandatory castration for transgendered people. It's just been a busy weekend, so Edwards sex life has had to take a backseat.
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Politics Is Hawt!

August 10th 2008 12:03
See You At The Debates Bitches
I've never been a Paris Hilton fan, which probably isn't all the shocking. But her response to the McCain ad featuring her and Britney Spears has certainly won a special place in my heart. Funny, smart, and a nice play on her stereotypical image. If anything it shows that she has a great sense of humor. Stopping to flip through th magazine before getting to her energy plan? I love when people can laugh at themselves rather than get offended at stuff like that.

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See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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Female Political Bloggers

August 8th 2008 16:48
women bloggers
How many political bloggers out there are women? Give it a good guess. 100? 200? 300? Would you believe more than 500 women are blogging politics? The Political Voices of Women is celebrating this week that their list finally topped the 500 mark. Visit the site to catch a glimpse at some of those amazing women who are proving politics is certainly not a men's game. And if you're not added to the list be sure to speak up and get yourself on board.

I can't wait to pass the 1000 mark!
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Still No Male Birth Control

August 7th 2008 10:48
pregnant
Sex has been one of the most effective, long standing weapons against women. Because women bear the brunt of pregnancy and childbirth, and too often the child raising as well, holding sexual activity and the possibility of pregnancy over women makes for a good means of suppression. Even with the liberating effect that hormonal birth control has given women there is still the pressure that the weight of obtaining and using said birth control rests entirely on the woman's shoulders. It's this part that makes "pro-lifers" so giddy at the thought of reducing a woman's ability to obtain and use birth control.

You can almost be certain that sort of mindset was at least partially to blame for the nonexistence of male birth control. TIME has a great article discussing how close we were to having more sexual equality by giving men more options in preventing pregnancies as well


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Up until a certain age you often cannot expect young children to easily accept fault for things they have done. Most parents know how easily kids will blame someone else, or simply deny that whatever happened actually did happen. For young children often they fully believe that if they just swear it didn't happen then it really will become as if it never existed. It's not that they are being willfully wrong, it's just that they are not yet mature enough to step up. One of the things my oldest son does is focus on one little detail of what I am saying, ignoring everything else, in hopes that if one little thing is wrong then the entire thing must be wrong. A lecture on not jumping on the bed because it will break the bed blows past him with only that I said his sheets were red instead of blue being held. It's not that he don't understand that his jumping will break the bed, it's just that he's not yet mature enough to handle the criticism.

Obama tire gauge
So imagine my shock when I learned that McCain is actually one of my kids. No, really, I think he might be my long lost son. Why? Well even after Obama's speech in Michigan on the energy crisis McCain decided to keep his fingers in his ears, ignoring all the valid points and ideas that Obama has. Instead focusing on a small quote of a speech in Missouri. Never mind that this one suggestion is actually a good one, McCain and his staff have chosen to pick on Obama about tire gauges as being the whole of Obama's plan. Tire gages? John, were you even listening


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Sellin' The Wife For Votes

August 5th 2008 19:50
Cindy McCain Sturgis
I'm not a biker but even I know about Sturgis and the sort of things that can go on there. If you're not familiar Sturgis is a huge biker rally that happens once a year where bikers from all over the country get together, show off their bikes, socialize, and do a few things that bikers have a bad reputation for doing. Such as the Buffalo Chip "beauty" contest. A contest McCain joked about encouraging his wife to enter.

Because flashing her tits and bouncing around on stage is what the First lady should have on her resume


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When I Am Old I Shall Wear Purple

August 5th 2008 14:14
And sing Sex Pistols songs.

That's just what these rockin' Grannies did. Meet Jill McKay, the nearly 80 actress that belted out God Save the Queen to become the next Johnny Rotten. The band, made of four octogenarians, were true punk rockers in that none of them had played instruments before the audition. Or had even heard of the song. Rock on ladies, rock on


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